Obama was pale compared to Clinton last night.

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I just reached Level 2 of the “Great Outdoors” badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 different outdoor spots! 4sq.com/NzSOTK

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Rest stop along I-95 in Maine. instagr.am/p/Oe7L9FqBs3/

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It is comforting to find out that your hemoglobin and blood pressure is in normal range. Then, go on living your unhealthy lifestyle.

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@patrix Wasn't a there a shooting in Austin on the University campus some years ago? I remember the shooter was at the top of the tower.

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Kate Moss is so fat now that she looks like a normal person.

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The person who put these outrageously delicious homemade cookies in the coffee area must be extremely jealous of my svelte figure.

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The opening ceremony starts with security concerns in London. #brainlessNBC

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PSU's football program is destroyed. They will be everyone's favorite kicking toy in Big Ten for the foreseeable future.

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@patrix Bobby Bowden must be pleased to have that title of 'winningest coach' back.

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@patrix don't you remember that Ben Stiller movie - meet the parents - there was something about milking cats.

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a 6 yr old and a 3 mo old injured in CO shooting - at midnight showing of a R-rated movie? Their parents are as insane as the shooter.

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@c_gawker what were you doing at burlington coat factory? must have been a while since you were a fob.

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@patrix I am quite sure you meant – having lived in Mumbai. ;)

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I side 90% with Barack Obama… isidewith.com/results/245931…

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@patrix It is more like Mahatma Gandhi of GOP.

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@patrix Thanks! I won’t laugh at Hindi movies as much any more.

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Too much driving around this month. Already been to gas stations for fill-up 6 times since first of the month.

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